Today is my birthday. I consider it among if not my best but I’m not giving myself the gift of adequate sleep by forcing myself to stay awake to have this posted within 24 hours despite several prior drafts still await publication.
The Ad
A colleague makes monthly Birthday Celebrants posters. Previously were Photoshopped cartoons of the celebrants. Trademark traits of every celebrant are listed next to their names. This month, the concept was a magazine cover. I’m the first on the list and the catchphrase reads, “IT professional and working for the government? Bring out your inner FASHIONISTA. You can be fab too”.
Birthday celebrants posted on our corkboard

Yin Yang Prelude
Yesterday, something good and bad happened. The bad one was losing my SIM card which I’d used for 5 years after I ignored my hesitation that it might get lost by placing it in my mobile phone’s jacket instead of zipping it in my wallet.
The good one was the fun we had before going home. Ok, it wasn’t all good because it’s a little evil but nonetheless fun. My computer had a trouble in the morning and the technician who serviced it was drinking coffee while waiting progress in his troubleshooting. Eventually, he left his tall mug on the shelf behind my partition until office hours ended. I picked it up and showed it to an officemate and remarked, “See? Raymund left his coffee mug in my place. Good enough they (the technical support staffs) don’t bring their mugs when they render field service to other offices or else they’ll be leaving it in other buildings”. Then it entered my clever mind so casually just like how air enters my nostrils. “What if I make this a flower vase, how would he react if he finds out?” Then the ever-supportive Jing grinned which triggered the enthusiasm and further brainstorming. She even remarked, “What if you also put soil?” but no sooner she retracted this joke. Ok, the soil might be a joke but that didn’t mean spoiling the plan that’s just conceived. “Why not?” I thought. “The past 22 birthdays were quite monotonous and typical. My wish for this year is to have some adventure”. The plot was formulated and carried-out in cooperation of my office pal and our immediate supervisor. That is to turn someone’s coffee mug into a vase and make it appear that it was given by somebody who was completely clueless about to whom the mug belongs. The two accomplices descended the building armed with a pair of scissors and gathered nearby wild flowers which made a nice bouquet; a lot more than I expected. Now, to still retain a pinch of surprise for me, I let Jing make the tags and didn’t read it until she had attached it to the vase. Since the mug’s design has the traits of a Libran (Raymund’s sign is Libra), she also searched online for the Cancer counterpart and taped it on top of the dedication tag. BTW, the tag reads “From Nag and Jing” because the climax of the plot is to see how the owner will react to find out that Nag (our supervisor) was one the masterminds. The centerpiece was set on the same spot where I found it to increase the probability that its owner will search in the place where he recalls to have left it.
Unfortunately, Raymund wasn’t visible the whole day which makes us wonder if he didn’t have coffee today or he already found out but decided not to spoil the “surprise” for me. We’re not losing hope in the next days though.
The evidence



Happy Birthday!
Mom woke me up by rubbing her fingertips on my cheeks and whispered her greeting. Her fingers were close in a rosebud-like form; I guess this is her way of kissing me now that I'm a grown man. Since she works somewhere far and her official time is an hour earlier than mine, she usually leaves while I’m still asleep and we only get to talk to each other in the evenings and on Sundays. Dad greeted me when I came down from the bedroom.
In the office, I'm glad to find my pals looking good as if dressed for the occasion. Jing is so thoughtful to get me a pint of ice cream on her way to work.



My supervisor's daughter scribbled her greetings for me

I have 2 boxes of pizza delivered in the office






Messageboard
Earliest - July 1: (Friendster Comment from Ann, Faculty)

Sweetest: My mom's
Most Persistent: Doth's (Our NetAd)
She forwarded through our WinMessenger, multiple copy-pasted 'happy bday' greeting 3 times thoughout the day plus her personal greetings
Most Unexpected: Sol's (a legal secretary who called and up to follow-up on something and greeted me afterward. Until now it puzzles me how she knew)
Unexpected:
Dan, former faculty in our school and director of theater arts (mailed through Friendster)

Dette, Manager in a nearby restaurant where we regularly eat. (Sent thru SMS)
Unknown Greetings: Those who might have texted me in the SIM card I'd lost yesterday thus whose numbers I also lost. This includes a greeting from the Insurance System in behalf of the President of the Philippines; last year I received one. This is computer-generated though