EPISODE 1: ‘Watermelon’
Oxygen: One medium Tropical please!
Storekeeper: What fruits?
(‘Tropical’ is a mix of any 4 fruits of one’s choice; there were only 5 options in the stall that time)
Oxygen: Uh watermelon, apple, mango & banana
Storekeeper: Sorry, it’s too late to slice the watermelon tonight. To guarantee freshness, we make sure to sell such fruits within the same day they are peeled/sliced (In other words, you can’t have your watermelon because you didn’t come earlier today, D’head!)
Oxygen: Ok… I see that I have no option what would make my tropical blend then. (The math of it isn’t tough, A’hole!)
Storekeeper could be thinking: (Actually you have an option on its permutation. In what order shall we put in the only 4 fruits available? Stupid!)
Oxygen gulps at the thought of challenging the storekeeper in math then gulps his tropical shake which, surprisingly, is refreshing even without the watermelon.
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EPISODE 2: ‘Sour Cream’
Oxygen: Strawberry fizz float and McShaker fries for dine-in…
Counter: What’s the flavor of your shaker fries?
Oxygen: What are the options?
Counter: Cheese or Sour cream…
Oxygen ponders for a second…
Counter: but only cheese is available tonight, sir
Oxygen breathes in, then out: And I was given a choice huh?
Counter flashes her [likewise-scripted] smile
Oxygen would like to advise Miss Counter to stay away from the fryer as distant as possible because it’s beginning to fry her brain but then Oxygen just shook his bag of fries vigorously.
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